20 Best Breaking Bad-inspired Horse Names by Adam Hirshfeld
“With all of the excitement that arises on and around the track at the same time each spring, another slightly less widely known—yet equally annual—rite of spring has finally arrived—the yearly “making fun of horse names” piece from your friends at Bleacher Report.”
Here’s the list Adam came up with (with my favs in bold): Caballo Sin Nombre, Vamonos Pest, Bogdan’s Eyebrows, Second Cellphone, Say My Name, Huell, Pizza on the Roof, Everyone Knows It’s Windy, Fly, Tortuga, Leaves of Grass, Skinny Pete, The One Who Knocks, Blue Sky, Krazy-8, Lily of the Valley, Hector’s Bell, Kafkaesque, Better Call Saul, Chicken Man
It’s not a bad list. There are so many excellent possibilities that he missed with Pinkman, Bitch, Magnets, Science. I guess he had to end the list somewhere.
I would love to hear the announcer say, “And coming down the stretch it’s The One Who Knocks crushing the field.”